How to launch
The process, start to finish.
This is the same sequence I've run with over 120 founders. Nothing is paid until the launch makes you money.
01
The honest read
We get on Zoom and go through your concept: the narrative, who it's for, whether anyone outside your group chat would care. If I don't think it can carry a launch, I tell you that instead of taking your money.
02
Build the token properly
Supply, liquidity, contract, chart presence, socials — set up so the coin looks legitimate from minute one. Most launches lose people in the first thirty seconds because something looks off.
03
Set the launch window
Timing is half of it. We pick the day and hour around where attention already is, then line up callers, groups, and content so everything lands together instead of trickling out.
04
Launch-day push
Coordinated promotion across crypto channels and communities while the chart is live, with me watching it in real time and adjusting where the volume is coming from.
05
Keep it alive
The first candle is easy compared to day three. Group structure, narrative, and consistent reasons for holders to talk — that's what separates a launch from a spike.
06
We settle after you profit
No upfront fee. Over 120 founders have gone through this and none of them paid me a dollar before their launch made them money first.
What you get
The full launch, handled.
Meme coin creation
Token deployed and structured properly — supply, liquidity, contract, chart presence, socials.
Launch promotion
Coordinated launch-day push across crypto channels, callers, and communities.
Community momentum
Group setup, narrative, and the day-one energy that keeps a coin from going quiet.
Launch strategy
Positioning, timing, and the honest read on your concept — upside and where it breaks.